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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via tightvaginas)

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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(via curiossity)

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via eclecticpandas)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via ant0rm)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via tightvaginas)

megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour, via teenscoolest)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via drateeny)